The plot to take over the world.

Characters:

The Giant Head, a baddie who wants to rule the world.
Agent Caitlyn, our Heroine and occasional secret agent.
Agent Dawn, yet another Herone and occasional secret agent.

In the light of a Twinn heading for Australia, The Giant Head contacted its South African Operatives over the giant TV.
"Grovel and make your report agents." The Giant Head ordered.
"Greetings oh Great Weenie, I mean Most Exhulted Disembodied Head. This is agent Caitlyn reporting. How ya been? hows things in Giant Head Land?"
"Howdy your Most Great Patootie, tis I, Dawn at your disservice. Can we get up now? my knees are killing me?"
"How is the plot to take over the world progressing? agent Caitlyn?"



"Um, well, its like this... we have infiltrated South Africa and are about ready to sneak around and spread all manner of love around. But, we do find that we are distracted by things like clothes and hugs and people who say "ooooooh, what a pretty doll." your Most Headship.
"Have you been able to indoctrinate people as to the joys of owning Twinns?"
"Ooooooooooooh that was easy peasy. Everybody wants one now."
"How is agent Dawn doing?"
"She is such a sweetie even I want to own her," admitted Caitlyn.
"Well done agent Caitlyn, award yourself a medal."
"Agent Dawn. How is your mission coming on?"
"Um, it is how you say? supadupa your Bossshipness. We are taking over the bedroom already!"
"Are you able to keep in contact with our operatives around the world?"



"Oops, please hold boss ma'am, Caitlyn wants to update me on that."
Caitlyn whispered in Dawn's ear.
"What do you mean "keep her talking" Cait?" Dawn asked out of the side of her mouth while trying to look nonchalant and secretly hoping the Giant Head wouldn't pull the lever that opened the trapdoor under her chair. Her sidebar over, Caitlyn returned to her seat and took a big remote control out of her purse. She fiddled with the remote control and suddenly the picture on the giant TV changed to the test pattern.

"I don't know about you Dawn, but I am having way too much fun to want to take over the world."
"Me too Cait, lets leave old stuffy britches to take over the world, we just want to be loved and have fun.......... "
"That's right Dawn, I think she should have quit while she was ahead."
And was the end of the plot to take over the world by the Giant Head, using Twinns as scapegoats and agents. The Twinns had saved the world! Hooray for them. But, could it be that the story doesn't end there? Caitlyn and Dawn had to be debriefed and quickly, and an agent would be dispatched in the fastest box via airmail."
"Phew, that was a close call." Said Dawn.
"Yep, methinks the Giant Head wont try that again." said Caitlyn. "Right, what can we have for afternoon tea?"

      The End. Or is it?

What pathos, such drama, we shall have to wait and see what nefarious schemes the Giant Head hatches.
The debriefing Twinn is on her way. Watch this space.