Kookie Computer Acronyms

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  • PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
  • BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
  • ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
  • APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
  • WWW - World Wide Wait
  • SCSI - System Can't See It
  • DOS - Defunct Operating System
  • MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
  • OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too
  • CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
  • DEC - Do Expect Cuts
  • IBM - I Blame Microsoft
  • PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
  • COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
  • AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
  • MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
  • LISP - Lots of Infuriating ∓mp; Silly Parentheses
  • WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
  • GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out
  • MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers